Darren
Gracie
Coleman
Michelle
Petunia
Tiffany
Halo
Lindsay
Richard
Homeless Joe
Eduardo
Marla
Doreen
Scott
Bethany
Paul
Harold
Little Steve
C-Low
Louis
Albert
Ralphie
Roger
Homeless Burt
The Seoul Man
Housing Manager
Jayne
Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams.