Ten million years in the making. The truth, the whole truth, and everything, but the truth!
An uproarious version of history that proves nothing is sacred – not even the Roman Empire, the French Revolution and the Spanish Inquisition.
Moses / Comicus / Torquemada / Jacques / King Louis XVI
Emperor Nero
Empress Nympho
Count de Monet
Madame Defarge
Swiftus
Josephus
Mademoiselle Rimbaud
Marcus Vindictus
Chief Caveman
Miriam
Narrator (voice)
Prehistoric Man / Captain Mucus - The Roman Empire
Prehistoric Woman
Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man / Disciple - The Roman Empire
Court Spokesman - The Roman Empire
Soothsayer - The Roman Empire
Competence - The Roman Empire
Roman Officer - The Roman Empire
Stoned Soldier #1 - The Roman Empire
Stoned Soldier #2 - The Roman Empire
Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
Caladonia - The Roman Empire
Chemist - The Roman Empire
Lt. Bob - The Roman Empire
Maitre 'D - The Roman Empire
Entrepreneur - The Roman Empire
Plumbing Salesman - The Roman Empire
Column Salesman - The Roman Empire
Barber-Bloodletter - The Roman Empire
Oedipus - The Roman Empire / Jew #2 - The Spanish Inquisition
Gladiator - The Roman Empire
Leader of Senate - The Roman Empire
Wagon Driver - The Roman Empire
Senator #1 - The Roman Empire
Senator #2 - The Roman Empire
Senator #3 - The Roman Empire
Roman Citizen - The Roman Empire
Small Liar - The Roman Empire
Auctioneer - The Roman Empire
Slave - The Roman Empire
Jesus - The Roman Empire
Disciple - The Roman Empire
Game Show Girl - The Roman Empire
Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire
Jew #1 - The Spanish Inquisition
Chief Monk - The Spanish Inquisition
Rat Vendor - The French Revolution
Nothing Vendor - The French Revolution
Bearnaise - The French Revolution
Monsieur Rimbaud - The French Revolution
Rich Man - The French Revolution
Applecore Vendor - The French Revolution
Poppinjay - The French Revolution
Gerard - The French Revolution
Queen - The French Revolution
Citizen Official - The French Revolution
Baguette - The French Revolution
Footman - The French Revolution
Executioner - The French Revolution
Lady Marie - The French Revolution
Duke D'Honnefleur - The French Revolution
Tartuffe - The French Revolution
Le Fevre - The French Revolution
Marche - The French Revolution
Le Muff - The French Revolution
Coming Attractions
Jew (uncredited)
Dole office clerk (uncredited)
Swimmer (uncredited)
Roman (uncredited)
Insolent Flunky (uncredited)
Peasant (uncredited)
Bit Part (uncredited)
Torturer (uncredited)
Roman Guard (uncredited)
Prison Guard (uncredited)
Nun / Synchronized Swimmer Dancer (uncredited)
Minor Role (uncredited)
King Louis XVI's Servant (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)
Voice of God speaking to Moses (uncredited)
French Girl (uncredited)
French Revolutionary (uncredited)
Roman Officer (uncredited)
Used Chariot Salesman (uncredited)
Roman Senator (uncredited)
Revolutionary Peasant (uncredited)
Screaming Peasants (archive sound) (uncredited)
